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Hey, Bob!
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HAL9000
2004-02-17 18:02:43 UTC
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No fair! You stuck a mug shot of (alledgedly) my darlin' Sweet
Lorraine
in with that bunch of Flea Market Hucksters.
Besides, even if it were true, her very feminine nature would demand
that one refer to her as a "hucksterette".
I'd rather prefer to stick a "4 X 4" up her junkie arse!
You may be seeing me sooner rather than later, as property values are
escalating astronomically here in Naples, and I will soon be able to
plunk down a couple of million on that nice little hacienda right next
door to my good friend Gleeful Stargis..
If you're referring to a move back to Californica, a couple of Mill
won't get you much more than a shed on wetback turf in Southern Cal.
I'll be able to invite him and the missus over for my hot tub
gatherings, he'll love meeting Bill and Hillary, and you could come
too, bring a friend!
I'll bring Monica Lewinsky, to keep Bill busy while you and Hillary
play "toesies" in the hot tub and discuss Kevin Starr's perspective on
California History...

"If I ever have a son, I'll name him Bob Divale."

~Upton Sinclair
Bob Divale
2004-02-18 04:19:57 UTC
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Post by HAL9000
No fair! You stuck a mug shot of (alledgedly) my darlin' Sweet
Lorraine
in with that bunch of Flea Market Hucksters.
Besides, even if it were true, her very feminine nature would demand
that one refer to her as a "hucksterette".
I'd rather prefer to stick a "4 X 4" up her junkie arse!
I do wish you wouldn't speak so rudely of this wonderful girl.
Post by HAL9000
You may be seeing me sooner rather than later, as property values are
escalating astronomically here in Naples, and I will soon be able to
plunk down a couple of million on that nice little hacienda right next
door to my good friend Gleeful Stargis..
If you're referring to a move back to Californica, a couple of Mill
won't get you much more than a shed on wetback turf in Southern Cal.
True I haven't researched So. Cal real estate prices, but I have
noticed that in Monterey, middle class and blue collar housing is high
(350,000 and up)
while more elegant homesteads are much more reasonable than for
instance, here;
For a million and a half one can buy a house right on the Pacific in
Monterey, while here in Naples a million and a half won't even buy a
lot on the Gulf.
Post by HAL9000
I'll be able to invite him and the missus over for my hot tub
gatherings, he'll love meeting Bill and Hillary, and you could come
too, bring a friend!
I'll bring Monica Lewinsky, to keep Bill busy while you and Hillary
play "toesies" in the hot tub and discuss Kevin Starr's perspective on
California History...
Yes, Monica would be good, I'll keep Hillary entertained choosing what
color Truck Nutz I should get for Bill's birthday gift.
Post by HAL9000
"If I ever have a son, I'll name him Bob Divale."
~Upton Sinclair
I didn't know Upton had mentioned me in his novels and his journalism,
although I did know he was a huge admirer of me.

Just for laughs I might invite Miss Drudge and that guy Ann Coulter,
you should get a look at the bulge in Coulter's thong! And Drudge!
when I say "what a pussy!" I'm not kidding!
HAL9000
2004-02-24 00:56:10 UTC
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Post by HAL9000
No fair! You stuck a mug shot of (alledgedly) my darlin' Sweet
Lorraine
in with that bunch of Flea Market Hucksters.
Besides, even if it were true, her very feminine nature would demand
that one refer to her as a "hucksterette".
I'd rather prefer to stick a "4 X 4" up her junkie arse!
I do wish you wouldn't speak so rudely of this wonderful .
Girl?? Have you bothered to check on the old hag's lately??
Post by HAL9000
You may be seeing me sooner rather than later, as property values are
escalating astronomically here in Naples, and I will soon be able to
plunk down a couple of million on that nice little hacienda right next
door to my good friend Gleeful Stargis..
If you're referring to a move back to Californica, a couple of Mill
won't get you much more than a shed on wetback turf in Southern Cal.
True I haven't researched So. Cal real estate prices, but I have
noticed that in Monterey, middle class and blue collar housing is high
(350,000 and up)
while more elegant homesteads are much more reasonable than for
instance, here;
For a million and a half one can buy a house right on the Pacific in
Monterey, while here in Naples a million and a half won't even buy a
lot on the Gulf.
Well, then they shouldn't call it Naples. They should call it the Amalfi Coast.
Bob Divale
2004-02-24 22:44:03 UTC
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Have I checked up on the old hags what?
HAL9000
2004-02-26 22:39:28 UTC
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Post by Bob Divale
Have I checked up on the old hags what?
Her [ITS] "Secks." dummy. BTW, your once-upon-a-time-one-night-stand
moved to 29 Palms some time ago, and is presently involved with Ms
Fifty-One-Fifty (aka Diane):

http://www.cyberturf.com/funky2/travesty.html

She's somewhat dentally-impaired these days, and wears a wig as well.

She's also given up her birthright religion, and is presently getting
by on a diet of pork fat and bacon rinds.

Hope this helps.
Bob Divale
2004-02-27 02:47:46 UTC
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Putz. Illegal camper. What the hell are you talking about?
It's one thing to be obtuse, quite another to signify nothing.
HAL9000
2004-03-02 17:55:40 UTC
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Post by Bob Divale
Putz. Illegal camper. What the hell are you talking about?
It's one thing to be obtuse, quite another to signify nothing.
Schmuck. Moor-raped Dago. Why do become so defensive about a
weasel-faced, duplicitous khunt who used to make fun of your bad
habits? You're full of sound and fury, signifying idiocy. You've
become an old political Fhart, laid back in a rocking chair with a
laptop. The steamy tropical air has mildewed what's "left" of your
cerebral cortex... Give it a break! Get one of those mercy jobs for
senior citizens at McDonalds. If Bill Bennett stops by, you can ask
him if he'd like fries with his moral order.

Hope this hurts.
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"Roberto Divale es pinche cucaracha italiana!"

~Fidel Castro
Bob Divale
2004-03-03 03:05:07 UTC
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Post by HAL9000
Post by Bob Divale
Putz. Illegal camper. What the hell are you talking about?
It's one thing to be obtuse, quite another to signify nothing.
Schmuck. Moor-raped Dago. Why do become so defensive about a
weasel-faced, duplicitous khunt who used to make fun of your bad
habits? You're full of sound and fury, signifying idiocy. You've
become an old political Fhart, laid back in a rocking chair with a
laptop. The steamy tropical air has mildewed what's "left" of your
cerebral cortex... Give it a break! Get one of those mercy jobs for
senior citizens at McDonalds. If Bill Bennett stops by, you can ask
him if he'd like fries with his moral order.
Hope this hurts.
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"Roberto Divale es pinche cucaracha italiana!"
~Fidel Castro
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Putz on a stick! Squatter! Flea Market Republican!
I'm not defensive about her, I'm defending her against your over the
top misongyous insults.

I'm not sure what was supposed to hurt, but I believe it would be
pinche Cucaracha Italiano that you were referring to.

And while you strut and fret your final hours in the drive-in movie
parking lots dwell less on the antics of the ladies in the back seats
of the cars and more on the reasons why you're not in the back seats
with them.
HAL9000
2004-03-04 21:52:16 UTC
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Post by Bob Divale
Post by HAL9000
Post by Bob Divale
Putz. Illegal camper. What the hell are you talking about?
It's one thing to be obtuse, quite another to signify nothing.
Schmuck. Moor-raped Dago. Why do become so defensive about a
weasel-faced, duplicitous khunt who used to make fun of your bad
habits? You're full of sound and fury, signifying idiocy. You've
become an old political Fhart, laid back in a rocking chair with a
laptop. The steamy tropical air has mildewed what's "left" of your
cerebral cortex... Give it a break! Get one of those mercy jobs for
senior citizens at McDonalds. If Bill Bennett stops by, you can ask
him if he'd like fries with his moral order.
Hope this hurts.
--------------------------------
"Roberto Divale es pinche cucaracha italiana!"
~Fidel Castro
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Putz on a stick! Squatter! Flea Market Republican!
I'm not defensive about her, I'm defending her against your over the
top misongyous insults.
Brigand! Sanguinary sophist! Predaceous pedant! Contamelious Cretin!
Reprobate!... Communist!

Flea Market Republican?? Funny, in view of the fact that your bj
buddy, McDonough, was an avid (and still is probably) flea market
hound the last I saw of her, roaming about farm country in Hanford,
Visalia, et al. Of course, she and many of her fat-handed,
shop-keeping-harpy friends surely looked upon themselves "en
plein-air" enthusiasts of "des objets d'art." Frankly, I see them as
nothing more than predaceous vultures, attempting to beat others out
of their not-so-richly-deserved family heirlooms. Any part that I
play in this gamesmanship is merely revenge (something that you
reserve more exclusively for you usenet postings); i.e. getting
between them and some of the booty. I've ed off more than my fair
share some of these grabby gorgons. Of course, the price that you pay
in part is the slander that you thereafter receive, but I've come to
enjoy much of this sedition, and repay the b*tches in kind.
Post by Bob Divale
I'm not sure what was supposed to hurt, but I believe it would be
pinche Cucaracha Italiano that you were referring to.
"Du bist Dummkopf mit der kreide," Herr Divale! In Spanish, a
feminine noun is modified by a feminine adjective... Capice, Paisano??
Besides, had I modified it with "Italiano," I might have subtley
exposed you for the cross-posting bi-sexual bozo that you've become in
cyberspace. BTW, one of the lowest positions to assume in usenet is
that of a pedantic schoolmarm. You're best advised to give it up
before you make a fool of yourself again.
Post by Bob Divale
And while you strut and fret your final hours in the drive-in movie
parking lots dwell less on the antics of the ladies in the back seats
of the cars and more on the reasons why you're not in the back seats
with them.
I know why I'm no longer in the back seats with them... Why should I
dwell upon it? Also, I know all about what goes on as well, and find
no reason dwell upon such human foibles. You must be more like Ramon
Oliver, still chasing your dick after all these years.... You need a
new job, Bob. Get a new plan, Stan... Set yourself free.

You know, Bob, I liked you better when you were just a struggling
wannabe artist, trash-hauler, pseudo-carpenter, part-time Chinese
cook, and I Ching enthusiast. Now that you've devolved into a
reactionary, bitter, old Liberal, sitting in a rocking chair in
Florida, you're finally what your mother raised you to be (much to her
consternation in old age, I'm sure): a snot-nose dago.
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"Cuba Si!"

Logo on a tee shirt worn by a flea market bimbo
Bob Divale
2004-03-06 02:06:45 UTC
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Post by Bob Divale
Post by HAL9000
Post by Bob Divale
Putz. Illegal camper. What the hell are you talking about?
It's one thing to be obtuse, quite another to signify nothing.
Schmuck. Moor-raped Dago. Why do become so defensive about a
weasel-faced, duplicitous khunt who used to make fun of your bad
habits? You're full of sound and fury, signifying idiocy. You've
become an old political Fhart, laid back in a rocking chair with a
laptop. The steamy tropical air has mildewed what's "left" of your
cerebral cortex... Give it a break! Get one of those mercy jobs for
senior citizens at McDonalds. If Bill Bennett stops by, you can ask
him if he'd like fries with his moral order.
Hope this hurts.
--------------------------------
"Roberto Divale es pinche cucaracha italiana!"
~Fidel Castro
==============================================================================
Putz on a stick! Squatter! Flea Market Republican!
I'm not defensive about her, I'm defending her against your over the
top misongyous insults.
Brigand! Sanguinary sophist! Predaceous pedant! Contamelious Cretin!
Reprobate!... Communist!
Sanguinary Macaque! Papier Mache Mephistopholes! Booty Buggerer! Weed
Wacker!
Post by HAL9000
Post by Bob Divale
Flea Market Republican?? Funny, in view of the fact that your bj
buddy, McDonough, was an avid (and still is probably) flea market
hound the last I saw of her, roaming about farm country in Hanford,
Visalia, et al. Of course, she and many of her fat-handed,
shop-keeping-harpy friends surely looked upon themselves "en
plein-air" enthusiasts of "des objets d'art." Frankly, I see them as
nothing more than predaceous vultures, attempting to beat others out
of their not-so-richly-deserved family heirlooms. Any part that I
play in this gamesmanship is merely revenge (something that you
reserve more exclusively for you usenet postings); i.e. getting
between them and some of the booty. I've ed off more than my fair
share some of these grabby gorgons. Of course, the price that you pay
in part is the slander that you thereafter receive, but I've come to
enjoy much of this sedition, and repay the b*tches in kind.
You seem to be laboring under the delusion that every woman you have
known is in direct competition with you over Flea Market Junk. Even
more interesting, you are apparently proud of the one true fact you
have mentioned: that these same women all speak badly of you.
Post by HAL9000
Post by Bob Divale
I'm not sure what was supposed to hurt, but I believe it would be
pinche Cucaracha Italiano that you were referring to.
"Du bist Dummkopf mit der kreide," Herr Divale! In Spanish, a
feminine noun is modified by a feminine adjective... Capice, Paisano??
Besides, had I modified it with "Italiano," I might have subtley
exposed you for the cross-posting bi-sexual bozo that you've become in
cyberspace. BTW, one of the lowest positions to assume in usenet is
that of a pedantic schoolmarm. You're best advised to give it up
before you make a fool of yourself again.
Arrogant putz! Italiana is not a word in the Spanish language, hence
the entire sentence is garbage. My writing of it is more correct than
yours, as it uses real words in all three languages, whereas your
writing uses only bullshit
and assumption!
By the way, is a pedantic schoolmarm a lower position in usenet than
your slanderous assaults on certain women we both know, not to mention
your assaults on a certain hippie author?
Post by HAL9000
Post by Bob Divale
And while you strut and fret your final hours in the drive-in movie
parking lots dwell less on the antics of the ladies in the back seats
of the cars and more on the reasons why you're not in the back seats
with them.
I know why I'm no longer in the back seats with them... Why should I
dwell upon it? Also, I know all about what goes on as well, and find
no reason dwell upon such human foibles. You must be more like Ramon
Oliver, still chasing your dick after all these years.... You need a
new job, Bob. Get a new plan, Stan... Set yourself free.
I can't say I'm chasing my dick, I admit I have great respect for the
objects of it's affection...
Post by HAL9000
You know, Bob, I liked you better when you were just a struggling
wannabe artist, trash-hauler, pseudo-carpenter, part-time Chinese
cook, and I Ching enthusiast.
You managed things better then too...

Now that you've devolved into a
Post by HAL9000
reactionary, bitter, old Liberal, sitting in a rocking chair in
Florida, you're finally what your mother raised you to be (much to her
consternation in old age, I'm sure): a snot-nose dago.
I am happily an old liberal, ( and a libertine as well!), sorry about
the rocking chair, I don't have one, in fact I still put out more work
in a day than you average in a month, as always....
bitterness has never really been a factor with me, and now less than
ever,
having learned from my Confucian studies a great deal that you very
obviously haven't.
Your last paragraph leads me to think that I have hurt your feelings,
sorry about that, but you really need to develop a thicker skin, also,
you would be less vulnerable if you gave the ladies a compliment now
and then...
Post by HAL9000
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"Cuba Si!"
Logo on a tee shirt worn by a flea market bimbo
Si, Cuba.
greathornedlizard
2004-04-01 04:14:22 UTC
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ascolta lo sqatter, non conosco che calcolatore dello scantinato della
chiesa state utilizzando attualmente, ma dovreste fare qualcosa circa
gli spazi in bianco ed i segnali censorious in vostri alberini. Dà
l'impressione che state usando il calcolatore o qualcosa del capretto
della vostra sorella.
beyond_metaphysics
2004-04-01 18:10:24 UTC
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Post by greathornedlizard
ascolta lo sqatter, non conosco che calcolatore dello scantinato della
chiesa state utilizzando attualmente, ma dovreste fare qualcosa circa
gli spazi in bianco ed i segnali censorious in vostri alberini. Dà
l'impressione che state usando il calcolatore o qualcosa del capretto
della vostra sorella.
Ancora una volta, siete il idiot con un pastello, Herr Divale.

Wiedersehen,
Friedrich ":o)

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